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Bayard & Holmes Personal History Improvement Service

By Jay Holmes The hot media story has been the NBC anchor Brian Williams debacle. In an apparent attempt to burnish his personal image, Brian claimed to have been in a helicopter that was hit by an Iraqi RPG, when in fact he had been in a different [...]

DeflateGate or Deflated-Ego-Gate,what do you think?

  Link to audio: https://soundcloud.com/willrobertsweeklyradio/12315dailyscreamdeflategate     I’m Will Roberts, and this is the daily scream!! Ahh, here we go! Now how sad is it that we question everything these [...]

Frozen Bitch Face — What You Need To Know

By Piper Bayard Everyone’s face freezes at forty-five. Seriously. At forty-five, give or take a year or two, Frosty the Face Freezer breathes on us at an unpredictable instant, and the expression we are wearing on our face at that moment [...]

The State of the Union or state of confusion?

I’m Will Roberts, and this is the daily scream!! Ahh, here we go! Well, it looks like the plan for our country for the next two years is set in stone, … yea right. As a humorist I am obligated to throw humor in my little segments, [...]

Reporting Potential Terrorist Toddlers–UK Ueber Alles!

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Every now and then, we here at Bayard & Holmes are reassured that not all of the political crack heads in the democratic world reside in the US Congress or the White House. As part of its counter-terrorism [...]

The Power of Indulgence

By Piper Bayard Nicotine patches are flying off the shelves and personal trainers are working overtime as every gym across the nation fills with the January Resolutioners. image from US Air Force, wikimedia commons The Resolutioners are easy [...]

Holiday Social Savoir Faire–How Do You Rate?

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes The Holiday Season is upon us. Soon, life will be a whirlwind of dinner parties and fêtes. We realize that we will be the main topic of discussion for many of our readers at these parties, and we’d [...]

City Mouse vs. Country Mouse: A Multi-Cultural Experience

By Jenny Hansen and Piper Bayard What happens when you put a Country Mouse and a City Mouse in the same fish bowl? Two SocialIn writers with very different perceptions of reality! That’s exactly what happened when Jenny visited Piper’s [...]

1-800-ZAPP-ASS — Shock Politicians Into Shape!

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Are you feeling abused by your political system? Disgusted with your congressmen and their yes men? Ready to move to Central America to find some semblance of organized government? Fear not! Bayard & Holmes [...]

Funeral Planning in a Crazy Family Is…Different

by Jenny Hansen If you’ve read about my family’s Almost X-Rated Garage Sales and Gang-Banging Chickens, you’d know we’re just a little bit…off-center. I got all my humor from my mama, who was way funnier. My mama [...]